Post by solez on Oct 21, 2007 16:35:04 GMT -5
Hi, I'm Solez. I'm new around here, but not new to Tales fanart, or forums. Therefore, I'll be posting some of my work on here that I've posted elsewhere before this.
I don't have the time to write much anymore with university in the way, but please enjoy what I've done so far, beginning with one of my earliest spoofs, 'Genis Moves Out'.
[ Altamira ]
Genis: "We're here!"
Rodyle: "I hope it has a bath."
*Genis checks information about the apartment*
Genis: "It should have."
Rodyle: "Not like I had any evil plans for it, though."
Genis: "No. 47."
Rodyle: "Our new home!"
*Genis kicks in door. A very small, very very small apartment that is messy as well, lies within*
Genis: "What a mess."
Rodyle: "It looked much better at the Lezareno Company."
Genis: "And so many rats."
*Magnius crawls out from under couch*
Magnius: "Man, that was one killer party..hey, where are my pants?"
Genis: "Arrggh!"
Rodyle: "It gets worse every time."
*Magnius leaves*
*Genis and Rodyle begin to unpack*
Rodyle: "Think this would look good here, Genis?"
Genis: "What is it?"
Rodyle: "Oh, just a plaque."
*Rodyle holds it up, it reads HOME SWEET RANCH.*
Genis: "Whatever. We're free to do whatever we want!"
Rodyle: "Years of living with my mother are now gone!"
Genis: "Hey, Rodyle. Why did you decide to move in with me? We were never the best of friends."
Rodyle: "I was tired of living with my mother."
Genis: "I see."
Rodyle: "Why did you let me join you?"
Genis: "I can't pay the rent all by myself. I would have asked Lloyd, but he said he should spend some time with his family. Two dads, and all."
Rodyle: "Ah right. How much is the rent? Is it a weekly amount?"
Genis: "Yeah, I dunno.."
*Knock at door*
Genis: "Who could that be?"
Rodyle: "If I know ironic coincidences like I think I do, he'll tell us the rent amount."
*Genis opens door*
Genis: "Yuan!"
Yuan: "Hey there Genis! Wow, this place is small. Good thing you've got elf blood in ya."
Genis: "Er..yeah. Why are you here, Yuan?"
Yuan: "I'm to collect your rent. It's 400 Gald daily."
Rodyle: "That's insane!"
Yuan: "..Look who's talking."
John Travolta: "Point made."
Genis: "Eh? Solez has lost it totally this time."
Yuan: "So anyway, do you have the cash?"
Genis: "No, not now. But call back later."
Yuan: "Will do. But leave it too long and I'll send you an eviction notice. What's your MSN address?"
*Genis gives him it*
Yuan: "Alright, see ya guys."
Genis and Rodyle: "Bye."
Rodyle: "Where am I going to get that kind of money?"
Genis: "Can't you get a part-time job?"
Rodyle: "Alright, I'll see. Maybe they can pay me in advance."
Genis: "I'll stay here and look after the home. I'll need to, since the door is broken."
*Rodyle grabs coat*
*Genis goes for a nap, wakes up in a few hours*
*Hears noise*
Genis: "What's that sound? Rodyle, are you back? Did you leave the taps running again?"
*Genis turns off tap*
Genis: "damn that Rodyle."
*turns on black and white TV*
TV Presenter: "Hello and welcome to Friday Night with Botta!"
Genis: "Botta! He has his own TV show!"
Botta: "Introducing our first guest, Regal Bryant!"
*Regal enters studio*
Botta: "Wave to the audience, Regal!"
Regal: "..I'll try."
*Regal waves hands in air, and loses balance. Falls over*
Botta: "Oh dear. That's gonna leave a mark. Excuse me, viewers but we have some.."
*TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES screen appears*
Genis: "I hope Regal is ok."
*Rodyle comes in*
Rodyle: "Hi, Genis."
Genis: "Did you get the job?"
Rodyle: "Yeah, but you know those dresses with the bunny ears that the girls wear? I have to wear one of those."
Genis: "Ha! Unlucky!"
Rodyle: "Ah, shut up. Is there anything to drink?"
Genis: "I think there's a bottle of Kvar's Homemade Orange Juice in the fridge."
*Rodyle opens fridge, takes out carton and takes a drink*
Rodyle: "Ah...that hits the spot...wait! Eurrgh...pweth...arrgh..cough, cough, blearrgh-what is that?"
*Reads side of carton*
Rodyle: " 'May contain traces of Exsphere.' Ah damn it anyway."
Genis: "Must be allergic."
Rodyle: "Well, the costumes only come in two sizes. Extra Extra Large or Extra Extra Small."
Genis: "Which did you pick?"
Rodyle: "I took both, just in case."
Genis: "Did they give you an advance?"
Rodyle: "Yeah, but it was only 200 Gald."
Genis: "Where will we get the other 200?"
Rodyle: "We could bet it at the casino. Double our money."
Genis: "That's a great idea! Best you've ever had. Except for maybe the Mana Cannon thing. Naturally."
Rodyle: "Naturally."
[Altamira Casino]
Woman: "Welcome to Altamira Casino...oh hi Rodyle! How did the costumes fit?"
*Rodyle pulls paper bag over his head*
Rodyle: "My name is Robert, lady."
Genis: "Hi, we're looking for a way to make some quick money. 200 Gald, actually."
Woman: "Then I suggest you play Poker. Over there at that table."
Genis: "Will I just watch them to see how they play?"
Woman: "Do. Learn the rules by watching them."
*Genis and Rodyle go over to table. Kvar and Pronyma are there, playing Poker*
Pronyma: "I see your 300, Kvar and raise you 100 and a Cruxis Crystal."
Kvar: "I see that 400 and a Cruxis Crystal, and raise you.."
*opens wallet, Zelos Wilder jumps out*
Kvar: "One Zelos Wilder."
Zelos: "Hi."
Pronyma: "What are you staring at, half-elf? And ...is that you Rodyle?
Have you joined these scum?"
Rodyle: "Me no speak English, da."
Pronyma: "Oh, right then. I just thought you looked like someone I know."
Rodyle: "Haha, Pronyma."
Genis: "I think we'd better leave. Good luck with that game, Zelos."
Zelos: "Ta."
*Rodyle and Genis return home, Yuan is waiting for them*
Rodyle: "Yuan! How did you get in?"
Yuan: "The door was unlocked."
Genis: "..Actually there was no door at all."
Yuan: "Touché. Do you have the money?"
Genis: "No. But just give us some time, and we'll pay you..."
Yuan: "No..get them, Renegades!"
*An army of Renegades jump out from behind curtain*
Rodyle: "That's some good hidin'."
Genis: "Rodyle! We can win!"
Rodyle: "You're right, Genis! Insanity Force!"
Genis: "Meteor Storm!"
Yuan: "You can't win!!!!!"
Genis: "No...there's no place like home..there's no place like home.."
Wizard of Oz: "Once more, now."
Genis: "THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME!"
*Yuan, Genis, Rodyle, all the Renegades, and John Travolta are picked up by a hurricane and....*
*Genis is waking up*
Genis: "I'm waking up!"
Raine: "Thanks, but the stage direction already told us."
*Raine, Yuan, Rodyle, Zelos, Kvar, Pronyma, Botta , Regal, The Wizard of Oz, the Altamira Casino girls, Solez, John Travolta,Magnius and Vharley are all sitting around Genis' bed*
Genis: "I had the most horrible dream! I moved out with Rodyle, and I couldn't pay the rent..and you were there, Yuan, and you too,Botta! You were all there..except for you, Vharley, what the hell are you doing at my house?"
Vharley: "No idea."
Raine: "You're not moving out until you're 35, young man."
Genis: "Thank God!"
"And so it was all just a dream. Genis went back to studying, Vharley went home, and Botta actually got his own chat show. There you go, fans."
I don't have the time to write much anymore with university in the way, but please enjoy what I've done so far, beginning with one of my earliest spoofs, 'Genis Moves Out'.
[ Altamira ]
Genis: "We're here!"
Rodyle: "I hope it has a bath."
*Genis checks information about the apartment*
Genis: "It should have."
Rodyle: "Not like I had any evil plans for it, though."
Genis: "No. 47."
Rodyle: "Our new home!"
*Genis kicks in door. A very small, very very small apartment that is messy as well, lies within*
Genis: "What a mess."
Rodyle: "It looked much better at the Lezareno Company."
Genis: "And so many rats."
*Magnius crawls out from under couch*
Magnius: "Man, that was one killer party..hey, where are my pants?"
Genis: "Arrggh!"
Rodyle: "It gets worse every time."
*Magnius leaves*
*Genis and Rodyle begin to unpack*
Rodyle: "Think this would look good here, Genis?"
Genis: "What is it?"
Rodyle: "Oh, just a plaque."
*Rodyle holds it up, it reads HOME SWEET RANCH.*
Genis: "Whatever. We're free to do whatever we want!"
Rodyle: "Years of living with my mother are now gone!"
Genis: "Hey, Rodyle. Why did you decide to move in with me? We were never the best of friends."
Rodyle: "I was tired of living with my mother."
Genis: "I see."
Rodyle: "Why did you let me join you?"
Genis: "I can't pay the rent all by myself. I would have asked Lloyd, but he said he should spend some time with his family. Two dads, and all."
Rodyle: "Ah right. How much is the rent? Is it a weekly amount?"
Genis: "Yeah, I dunno.."
*Knock at door*
Genis: "Who could that be?"
Rodyle: "If I know ironic coincidences like I think I do, he'll tell us the rent amount."
*Genis opens door*
Genis: "Yuan!"
Yuan: "Hey there Genis! Wow, this place is small. Good thing you've got elf blood in ya."
Genis: "Er..yeah. Why are you here, Yuan?"
Yuan: "I'm to collect your rent. It's 400 Gald daily."
Rodyle: "That's insane!"
Yuan: "..Look who's talking."
John Travolta: "Point made."
Genis: "Eh? Solez has lost it totally this time."
Yuan: "So anyway, do you have the cash?"
Genis: "No, not now. But call back later."
Yuan: "Will do. But leave it too long and I'll send you an eviction notice. What's your MSN address?"
*Genis gives him it*
Yuan: "Alright, see ya guys."
Genis and Rodyle: "Bye."
Rodyle: "Where am I going to get that kind of money?"
Genis: "Can't you get a part-time job?"
Rodyle: "Alright, I'll see. Maybe they can pay me in advance."
Genis: "I'll stay here and look after the home. I'll need to, since the door is broken."
*Rodyle grabs coat*
*Genis goes for a nap, wakes up in a few hours*
*Hears noise*
Genis: "What's that sound? Rodyle, are you back? Did you leave the taps running again?"
*Genis turns off tap*
Genis: "damn that Rodyle."
*turns on black and white TV*
TV Presenter: "Hello and welcome to Friday Night with Botta!"
Genis: "Botta! He has his own TV show!"
Botta: "Introducing our first guest, Regal Bryant!"
*Regal enters studio*
Botta: "Wave to the audience, Regal!"
Regal: "..I'll try."
*Regal waves hands in air, and loses balance. Falls over*
Botta: "Oh dear. That's gonna leave a mark. Excuse me, viewers but we have some.."
*TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES screen appears*
Genis: "I hope Regal is ok."
*Rodyle comes in*
Rodyle: "Hi, Genis."
Genis: "Did you get the job?"
Rodyle: "Yeah, but you know those dresses with the bunny ears that the girls wear? I have to wear one of those."
Genis: "Ha! Unlucky!"
Rodyle: "Ah, shut up. Is there anything to drink?"
Genis: "I think there's a bottle of Kvar's Homemade Orange Juice in the fridge."
*Rodyle opens fridge, takes out carton and takes a drink*
Rodyle: "Ah...that hits the spot...wait! Eurrgh...pweth...arrgh..cough, cough, blearrgh-what is that?"
*Reads side of carton*
Rodyle: " 'May contain traces of Exsphere.' Ah damn it anyway."
Genis: "Must be allergic."
Rodyle: "Well, the costumes only come in two sizes. Extra Extra Large or Extra Extra Small."
Genis: "Which did you pick?"
Rodyle: "I took both, just in case."
Genis: "Did they give you an advance?"
Rodyle: "Yeah, but it was only 200 Gald."
Genis: "Where will we get the other 200?"
Rodyle: "We could bet it at the casino. Double our money."
Genis: "That's a great idea! Best you've ever had. Except for maybe the Mana Cannon thing. Naturally."
Rodyle: "Naturally."
[Altamira Casino]
Woman: "Welcome to Altamira Casino...oh hi Rodyle! How did the costumes fit?"
*Rodyle pulls paper bag over his head*
Rodyle: "My name is Robert, lady."
Genis: "Hi, we're looking for a way to make some quick money. 200 Gald, actually."
Woman: "Then I suggest you play Poker. Over there at that table."
Genis: "Will I just watch them to see how they play?"
Woman: "Do. Learn the rules by watching them."
*Genis and Rodyle go over to table. Kvar and Pronyma are there, playing Poker*
Pronyma: "I see your 300, Kvar and raise you 100 and a Cruxis Crystal."
Kvar: "I see that 400 and a Cruxis Crystal, and raise you.."
*opens wallet, Zelos Wilder jumps out*
Kvar: "One Zelos Wilder."
Zelos: "Hi."
Pronyma: "What are you staring at, half-elf? And ...is that you Rodyle?
Have you joined these scum?"
Rodyle: "Me no speak English, da."
Pronyma: "Oh, right then. I just thought you looked like someone I know."
Rodyle: "Haha, Pronyma."
Genis: "I think we'd better leave. Good luck with that game, Zelos."
Zelos: "Ta."
*Rodyle and Genis return home, Yuan is waiting for them*
Rodyle: "Yuan! How did you get in?"
Yuan: "The door was unlocked."
Genis: "..Actually there was no door at all."
Yuan: "Touché. Do you have the money?"
Genis: "No. But just give us some time, and we'll pay you..."
Yuan: "No..get them, Renegades!"
*An army of Renegades jump out from behind curtain*
Rodyle: "That's some good hidin'."
Genis: "Rodyle! We can win!"
Rodyle: "You're right, Genis! Insanity Force!"
Genis: "Meteor Storm!"
Yuan: "You can't win!!!!!"
Genis: "No...there's no place like home..there's no place like home.."
Wizard of Oz: "Once more, now."
Genis: "THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME!"
*Yuan, Genis, Rodyle, all the Renegades, and John Travolta are picked up by a hurricane and....*
*Genis is waking up*
Genis: "I'm waking up!"
Raine: "Thanks, but the stage direction already told us."
*Raine, Yuan, Rodyle, Zelos, Kvar, Pronyma, Botta , Regal, The Wizard of Oz, the Altamira Casino girls, Solez, John Travolta,Magnius and Vharley are all sitting around Genis' bed*
Genis: "I had the most horrible dream! I moved out with Rodyle, and I couldn't pay the rent..and you were there, Yuan, and you too,Botta! You were all there..except for you, Vharley, what the hell are you doing at my house?"
Vharley: "No idea."
Raine: "You're not moving out until you're 35, young man."
Genis: "Thank God!"
"And so it was all just a dream. Genis went back to studying, Vharley went home, and Botta actually got his own chat show. There you go, fans."
